Thursday Night Football Open Thread: Dallas Cowboys at New York Giants

Hello, good evening and welcome to week 4 of the NFL season.

Unfortunately because the same three people choose the prime time schedule, we’re stuck with yet another bland and unappetizing NFC East battle. Tonight the [kitten] kickers from southern Oklahoma travel to the big city (for Dallas would know nothing of what the big city is) to take on the New York Giants. In New Jersey.

They would play in New York proper but then that would mean Cowboys fans in New York and nobody wants that, not New York, not Cowboys fans (who still marvel at how airplanes work), nobody.

So let’s cut to the chase and tell you how you can watch tonight’s game, if you dare.

Who: Dallas [citation needed] Cowboys (1-2) vs. New York Giants (1-2)

What: Thursday Night Football

Where: MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford, NJ

When: Thursday September 19, 7:20 pm CDT

Why: Because frankly I’m surprised it took them this long to get to another NFC Least prime time game; seriously, four weeks has to be some kind of record for these people, right?

Channel: None

Streaming: Amazon Prime, NFL+

And if you feel like making this game a little extra interesting, here are my picks for tonight’s game, from FanDuel.

Ugh, just plain haterade when it comes to my picks tonight. [Kitten] the Cowboys, but that 5.5 point spread is tempting me to take the Giants, which is dumb. But I’m stupid and make poor decisions. The Cowboys are also crap but the Giants are super crap so I think Dallas wins this one handily (by their measure, not by any meaningful way) and it’s a prime time NFC East game. There will not be points. At least, not a lot.

Anyway, enjoy the game, y’all. It’s gonna get weird and ugly.

Go Texans!