Man bitten in the testicles by 12-foot snake in bathroom worst nightmare: ‘Blood everywhere’

This toilet attack was totally nuts.

A Thai man was bitten on the testicles by a 12-foot python while he sat on the toilet — so he beat the serpent to death with a toilet brush, leaving his bathroom splattered in blood, according to reports and stunning photos.

Thanat Thangtewanon felt a sharp pain after he took a seat Tuesday, so he reached down and grabbed the snake by the neck and tried to rip it off his privates, according to Asia Pacific Press.

“I felt something biting my balls. It was very painful, so I put my hands in the toilet to see what was wrong. I was shocked that I grabbed a snake,” he said.

When the snake didn’t budge, he grabbed a toilet brush and began beating it in the head — prompting the snake to release its fangs, according to the outlet.

“I quickly stood up and plucked it out. I felt pain, really bad pain, and there was blood everywhere, but I was more shocked to have found a python in the toilet,” Thangtewanon said.

Jaw dropping photos he posted on social media show the blood-thirsty serpent lying dead in his bathroom.

Thangtewanon was immediately taken to a hospital to get a tetanus vaccine, but he thankfully didn’t need stitches, according to the UK Mirror.

“My testicles are safe now. I’m lucky it wasn’t a venomous snake. A cobra would have killed me,” he said. “But I haven’t used that toilet again since.

It wasn’t clear from the reports where in Thailand the attack took place.

Several other people have been bitten by snakes while using the loo in Thailand in recent years.

In May 2016, a 10-foot python sunk its teeth into Attaporn Boonmakchuay’s penis while he was relieving himself in the Chachoengsao province, according to the BBC.

He wrestled off the scaly sucker — which had been hiding in his home plumbing system — and then was briefly hospitalized.

In January 2020, a snake chomped down on a Thai mother’s thigh as she sat on the pot, causing her to pummel it with a hammer, according to her daughter.

Ten months later, a 7-foot python bit Boonsong Plaikaew’s buttocks while she was on the toilet in the Samut Prakan province.

Suwi Paramas, who is also from the Samut Prakan province,  was washing her hands when she spotted a 12-foot python in her toilet in March 2023, according to newsflare.com.

Two men are shown in wild footage smashing the toilet to get the massive serpent out of a pipe at her home. She was not bitten.

Residents of Louisiana and Arizona were also gobsmacked to find snakes slithering up from their toilet pipes last year.